Belugas,
Can you believe it? Two games in a row we’ve played teams that give a shit. Just like the Twins, we are now due for a win (because that’s how sports works right?)
Last week provided some highlights, and some lowlights, but mostly some entertainment:
- Caitlin was propositioned by many people at the Sunrise Inn, only to discover that they were more interested in Dan’s Subaru than Caitlin.
- Kristen continued to show that she is adopted, by not being freakishly tall and refusing to yell “White Dynamite” everytime she touched the ball.
- Paul was not present at the game, which was only noticed because there were considerably more beers left over than most games we have seen before.
- Amanada kidnapped Kelsey and Tara, forcing them to attend a “concert” with her, which was really just her playing Guitar Hero in her dungeon basement.
- Sommer raged so hard before the game, she purposely locked her keys in her car so she wouldn’t have something to stab Mike with
This weeks game is at 6:00pm against District 5. We need to know if you can’t make this game since it is so early. This won’t stop Mike from pregaming at work.
I = Tall
Dynamite Out.
Team Beluga 